A Conversation with my son, the fashion plate
Mommy: OK, Josh time to get dressed. Let's put your pants on.
Josh: No! I'm not wearing pants. I'm wearing legs.
Mommy: You have to wear pants on your legs. It's cold outside.
Josh (escaping from my clutches): No, I want to wear short pants (Joshese for shorts).
Mommy (wrangling him into the pants): Shorts are for summer, it's winter.
Josh (pushing the pants up to his knees, then holding them there as he goes about his business): It's not winter!
Mommy: OK, here is your hat.
Josh (still holding up pants in flood fashion): I'm not wearing a hat... I'm wearing a head!
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